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"Here, Elle. I got you a Happy Meal."
"...Are you fucking with me?"
"You're 5'0"! Shut up and eat your apple slices."
"Well then why does Vixie get a full-sized meal?"
"She's like 30, c'mon, I'm not gonna infantalize her."
WHOA HEY HELLO???
just. goddamn. god fuckin damn. goddamngoddamngoddamn. this is a mountain of a lady rendered incredibly well. lemme rechost this so i can melt some followers on sight.
“Space is like a big vagina, deep and dark and full of secrets. That’s why it’s called… the final cuntier.”
“Ellen shut the fuck up”